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Tuesday 31 January 2012

Music.

The Janny plays the spoons in this rather noisy rock band. Mini album out now, available for FREE at this bandcamp:

http://fatjanitor.bandcamp.com

Monday 30 January 2012

BEEF CANNON

Right it's been fuckin' ages since this pish has been updated. Was far too full of jellies over the festive period to see the computer screen so you'll have tae forgive me.

 Also went aer tae the USA tae smash that Obama over this SOPA/PIPA shite. Smashed rapid yankee goons. Stuck the nut right in Tyler the Creator and he was greetin' like a 5 year old fuckin' lassie. and only spent 7 nights in the jail.  Bloods and Crips are fuckin' poofters and the Janny ran the jail. The troops would have been proud. Aw that fucking jail brewed moonshine tastes like fuckin' WKD compared to a can a' Super, They trumpets don't know what the fuck they're daein.

Anyway now that all that shite's dealt wae. It's been fuckin ages since a had ma hole. Next week me and aw the Jannies fae the school are gawn speed datin'. We're gonnae need about a half ounce ae Speed then we're aw gawn tae a hoose party in Black Hill and scopin for fanny. A like birds that smoke Woodbine and look like Jimmy Krankie.

OOOooft.