Right my bird just wiz just taken away by the polis for murder. Tipped her off tae wullie orbison doon at the station as she was daein my nut in over leaving my scud mags lying aboot the place.
Having a gander at the aldi dating website. Well sexy. Everyone seems intae it. Just made my profile. Whit dae ye cunts hink? Just showing ye the important shite.
Likes - Clumsio (Italian Clown. Swatched him in a scud scandal video once. It's true whit they say about big shoes and mind... a clowns are the biggest), The School Cleaners (You cannae be one but you have to at least know one), Bevy ("It's Hi Ho silver lining, blazing out my dome") haha exactly, right eh. Going on a bit here bevy, drugs, scud, drugs, dugs, drums (not the instrument but big iron drums full of the tonic meed, big sal made it at a party once)
Dislikes
Pregnant Lassies who don't smoke.
That loser janny fae scrubs for pure chatting wi that elliot and no even trying it on. That wan time he got upset when a patient died. Limp goon. One time a kids maw turned up to school blazing. All the teachers cried but the janny got blazing on the spot and then broke into the office for her phone number.
Folk who ring the polis when i get oot my nut. Don't worry i don't want any trouble. Just want your midouri and won't take "help" for an answer.
Kids who don't swear - A fucking disease
History Teachers - Losers. Try writing a book about the time i followed you home after you grassed on me for chatting up your niece at a rave, hid in your fucking bushes, then broke into your house and smeaed dug shite all over the jeans that were hanging up drying in your scullery
what is the verdict?
sound like a right catch.
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