Ma menchi

If any cunt spies this menchi aboot it means av cleaned a bog oan the premises.
Am pure amazin at cleanin bogs!
No so good efter a double dunter of eccies tho but a relish a blazing challenge.
Wan time a wiz cleanin the hummin bogs in the flying tumbler in Maryhill and there wiz this cunt pure burst lying oan the bog deck.
Cleaned aw roon im then wrote ma menchi oan eez jaiket, a sweet Regatta windbreaker.
A always keep an eye oot fir im tae see if he's still got the menchi oan im, kind of like when ye write "fuck you" oan a fiver, spend it in the bookies and see if ye get it back 2 year later wi the menchi intact.
Well a dae anyway.