Caught that fuckin rocketeer eh a janny fae Glasgow academy trying tae pick the loak oan ma chemical cupboard. Cunt wis well tryin tae git at my stoatin ecolab pro 40. Unsound. Took the cunt round the back eh the huts and scooped him right oot his Berghaus, then Northed his Face an Sprayed him aw the Way doon the cubicle walls. Wis like that "touch ma gear again an al batter ye til yev nae fuckin' jaikets left ya dirty ring sniffer." Right proper beatin' it wis, punched him right back intae his maw.
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| "Ah took this many blues. Look at these hawns!" |
Wi aw this fuckin agro ah needed tae calm masel doon. Went back tae ma janny hut an looked intae the special collection, classic episodes eh SMart wi that mad ride Mark Speight! Take 10 vallies an a tumbler eh ginger wine, pretend the dudes batterin' hunners eh ching wi the big janny like the old days, gee masel a dry slap an get ready fir work... cannae wait tae get battered intae some lunchables an pollen buckets.
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